I love corny filipino jokes

how do you fight lumpia? you pancit!

what is faster than pasta? sopas!

why can’t you pour water through a fork? because it’s tubig to fit tinador!

where is singapore located? between singathree and singafive

are you a coconut? because i want to call you buko!

why did the priest stop eating salt? because it was asin!

how do you get a watermelon pregnant? you pakwan!

 Aug 28th / 4,567 notes



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    HAHA IM SINGAPOREAN FILIPINO OKAY! haha
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    Heheheh. Filipino jokes. They never get old!!
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    Flor and I died with the singapore one. lololol
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